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Grumpy Goers hates “goodbye” grog…

July 20, 2014

red wineOh dear, oh dear, Peter…you’ve really gone too far this  time. So people should not be allowed to raise a glass of  Skillogalee or whatever to the memory of the dear departed!

What a wowser.

Some of the best funerals I have been to, and they’re becoming more frequent these days, for obvious reasons, have ended with risible reminiscences washed down with  a toast to the dear departed.In one spectacular example, every available level space in the room sported  glasses half-filled with the absentee’s favourite red  tipple…

Wake up, Peter. . Wakes are a time for celebration of a person’s life. Get one! Toast the departed. Relive a host of memories. Enjoy!!!

And stop being grumpy…that’s MY act.

(P.s. I have to declare an interest.   I am a member of the executive board at Centennial Park Cemetery, the object of your objection).

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3 Comments leave one →
  1. Youngslightlygrumpy permalink
    July 21, 2014 9:01 am

    Goers believes that Cuba is some sort of tropical paradise. Enough said!

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    • cllrmikehudson permalink*
      July 21, 2014 2:48 pm

      Shall I take up a collection for an airfare?

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  2. Ian permalink
    July 23, 2014 7:24 pm

    I’ve had it written into my will that there is to be a big party to celebrate my life. Take that Goers!

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