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Unley crime drops…sort of

April 21, 2016

Ullo. Ullo. Ullo.The figures are good, but, as my informant points out, they come from a faraway galaxy, circa 2013.

Latest (!!??) crime figures for Unley, courtesy of the statistics department of the boys and girls in blue, show that there was a steady crime  decline  in our fair city between  2009 and the above date…from  3436 down to 2194.

Why the time lag? Perhaps someone stole the pen and paper from police headquarters…

This has GOT to be a wind-up.

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