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Toilet titillation.

June 17, 2017

Don’t you just LOVE it when client privacy prevents you from revealing the tale lurking behind the bidding for a quirky auction house item…

Take, for example, the secrecy surrounding the bidding war earlier this month at an Adelaide Monday auction (hint).

Being an inquisitive sort of bastard I am totally frustrated by the refusal of Sc…..ls’ staff  to put me in contact with the purchaser of an elderly false leg, complete with sock and shoe. The leg, that is, not the buyer.

But there is light at the end of the tunnel. One indiscreet  staffer let slip that the full-length limb is, at this very minute, adorning the toilet door of  a booth for the handicapped  at a South Australian winery.

Sick.

Any news of a sighting would be appreciated.

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