Fowl deeds in rural Parkside

Heading home from a frustrating couple of hours in front of the cards at my second home…$20 profit is not even the basic wage…Grumpy swapped chasing blackjacks to coralling an errant chook clucking its way calmly and contentedly along Wallis Street.

Which is now busy demolishing Chateau Grumpy’s immaculate flowerbeds.

If anyone nearby is minus an egg machine, HELP. Her Indoors ain’t exactly amused. Ring 8357 7496.